Sean and I went out for drinks with friends last night that we hadn’t seen in a long time. I hate how quickly time flies by and before I know it it’s been a year since I’ve seen some of them. We’re finally in a place where we have a couple babysitter options, Livie is in her crib now, and Evie and Millie sleep in their room for the most part. 

So we got the girls to sleep for the night and went to get some tacos and margaritas, my favorite drink. I ordered a jumbo. Something about knowing the girls were all asleep and probably grandma too, made that marg go down that much easier. It was so good to see everyone and catch up. Several of the guys are now dating girls that are smart, and beautiful, and everyone seems to be really happy. I learned that Brian is sensitive about his eyebrows and Ryan buys bedroom furniture for ammunition not clothes. I ordered a second jumbo and told Sean he was driving home. Everyone started looking at their calendars to pin point when our next baby would arrive since I was drinking. 
Apparently a little after the second, I ordered a third jumbo, even though I don’t have any recollection of that and I think it was the guys. Nonetheless, I started drinking the third and Sean and I discussed how much an uber would cost from Solon to Wadsworth. We followed everyone to the Tavern, a local bar they’ve all drank at for years. I’ve only ever picked up drunk Sean from the Tavern, never gone in or drank their myself. 

After another drink Sean decided we should go home. I fell asleep in the car. When we got home grandma was asleep on the couch with her yogurt still in her hand, and all the kids were quietly sleeping in their rooms. I went to the bathroom, took out my contacts, and climbed into bed. Unlike most woman, Sean is actually less likely to get laid if I’ve had a lot to drink. I just get too sleepy …
I woke up this morning to go to work regretting that third jumbo that I didn’t even finish. My right eye felt all goopy from leaving my makeup on. I started getting dressed, and found my glasses. My vision was super blurry, so I went to the bathroom and tried to flush it out. 

Turns out drunk sleepy Julie only took out one contact. My left, which I put in the right eye side of my contact case. I don’t know if I can quite hang with the guys yet, even after all these years, but I sure had a lot of fun.

Now I have to try and work, ew. 

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